Hot List

I've decided to create a list of all the famous/sub-famous females that I want to marry.
Here they are in no particular order:

- EMMA WATSON (I'D LET HER CAST A LEVEL 5 SEX SPELL ON ME ANYDAY)
- Jennifer Anniston (She's old, and hot)
- Sarah Silverman (Everyone thinks she's fug, but I think she's shmexy)
- Bianca Gross (Spenny's cousin from Kenny Vs. Spenny)
- Kristen Stewart (She's a year younger than me. Awesome)
- Sally Gifford (She hosted this kids show and is that farting pizza pop girl)
- Natalie Portman (I really want to watch Garden State now)
- Lisa Hannigan (Literally an angel)
- Amanda Peet (She has a rope collection she is very fond of. Awesome)
- Other randoms I can't remember right now

I highly recommend that you look up pictures of all these fine specimens.
I will regularly update this, so keep checking back!